Based on a party I went to and had a completely horrible time because of yuppie infestation

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Well the mercedez benz, has been on the mend, so they  gotta be seen in a Saab,

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there's a crack in the pool, Muffy hates her new school, but Father loves his brand new job,

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he's now a vice president, got a title that's meant, to impress everbody who views it,

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livin' high on the hill, livin' high on themselves, livin' high and that's the way that they get through it.

Yuppies, wearin' guccies, yuppies at the mall, yuppies with their wine and cheese, drive me up the wall,

yuppies at the stop light in a new 320I, yuppies in my morning news, made the overachievers hall.

Spoken: I hate parties like this.

        No thanks, ma'am, I don't want any quiche.

        (Stuff looks like somebody already ate it. )

        God, I wish I had a beer.

She's got the short straight hair, with the cute little tie, and she's read every book on nutrition,

She's a Phi Beta Ki, I was  a I Felta Thi, they're ebullient and filled with ambition,

They're into everything new, they eat curds and tofu, and their shrink gives 'em drugs for depression,

and the party's tonight, and it's gotta be right, cause we gotta make a good impression.

Yuppies slurping yogurt, yuppies munching brie,

the guys all smell like Ralph Lauren, keep 'em the hell away from me,

yuppies in their rv's, taking the kids to soccer,

they all get a's, and they're taking ballet,   and they're gonna grow up to be doctors.

Spoken: Hi, I'm Biff, Who's your broker? You know, broker?

        What kind of a car do you drive? Oh, you must be investing

        in classics. Where  do you live? You're kidding

        excuse me, I have to refill my wine, and cheese.

Yuppies in designer clothes, yuppies driving french peugots,

yuppies with their brass and ferns, who cares what a yuppie earns?

Give me a beer and an old guitar, a couple good friends, and take me far

away from all the YUPPIES in this land!

Definition time - yuppie - young, upwardly mobile professional.

Chumps ; children of upwardly mobile parents.

Grumps - grandparents of children of you know ...

Dink ;  dual income, no kids.

Dork ; well, if you don't know what dork means, you must be a yuppie! 

Y'all have a nice day, yuppies!

Spoken: Woo, look at all the yuppiemobiles at the mall Today. Must

be some kind of a conspicuous consumption frenzy.

They always shop and leave their little rat dogs in the car.

I like to tap on the windows ; drives 'em nuts.

MAKE MY DAY, YUPPIE RAT DOG...